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Issue 001
April 1998

 
COVER
Issue 001
The Return of a Legend

COMMENTARY
What the Hell Is This Thing??!!
How it all began.

COMMENTARY
Clinton versus Palmer
An eerie coincidence? I don't think so.

NEWS
Homer Did It
Home denies he did it, surprise, surprise.

COMMENTARY
Rage Against the Media
The media blames the public for the media's faults.

COMMENTARY
Apple: It's Own Worst Enemy?
After years of loses and controversy, suddenly Apple's Wall Street's darling.

NEWS
Giant Alien Maytag Cuts Finger
David Van Wagner stitched.

NEWS
Publisher Hangs Himself!
Read how the publisher of the Havoc killed himself back in 1991.

NEWS
World Cup 94 Report
With World Cup 98 nearly upon us, this ancient report is curiously appropriate again.

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The Guilt-free Drink for Liberals
The Ultimate Refreshment.

Classifieds

Letters

Newsbriefs

 
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Issue 001
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Welcome to the Premiere Issue of The Wreakly Havoc!

Like most things American, the above statement implies something inaccurate. If you bought into it you'd assume that this is the first issue of Havoc, which isn't exactly true. First of all, the Havoc's been around since the 1980's, so this isn't close to the first issue. But it is the first web version, so maybe it's true after all.

Secondly, this isn't even a real issue. I mean, it's real in the sense that it exists, but not in the sense that's it's a current edition. The real first issue is going to be 002. This one is mostly filled with crap I wrote a while back. About half a dozen times I wrote half of a Havoc and then ran out of time to finish it. By the time I was ready to get back to it, the current events were no longer current. Such are the limitations of print media.

Still, there's some silly stuff here. Enough to convey the Havoc spirit, if you aren't familiar with it. Browse around. There's even a slight chance you'll find something of interest. And come back in May for the first "real" issue!

 

Publisher, The Wreakly Havoc

 

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