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Issue 001
April 1998

 
COVER
Issue 001
The Return of a Legend

COMMENTARY
What the Hell Is This Thing??!!
How it all began.

COMMENTARY
Clinton versus Palmer
An eerie coincidence? I don't think so.

NEWS
Homer Did It
Home denies he did it, surprise, surprise.

COMMENTARY
Rage Against the Media
The media blames the public for the media's faults.

COMMENTARY
Apple: It's Own Worst Enemy?
After years of loses and controversy, suddenly Apple's Wall Street's darling.

NEWS
Giant Alien Maytag Cuts Finger
David Van Wagner stitched.

NEWS
Publisher Hangs Himself!
Read how the publisher of the Havoc killed himself back in 1991.

NEWS
World Cup 94 Report
With World Cup 98 nearly upon us, this ancient report is curiously appropriate again.

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The Guilt-free Drink for Liberals
The Ultimate Refreshment.

Classifieds

Letters

Newsbriefs

 
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Classifieds
by Contributors

JOB:
Replacement for pet monkey. Few tasks, fetch slippers, etc. Full-time. Free room and board.

WANTED:
New ideas for classified ads.

WANTED:
Free stuff.

PERSONAL:
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Please send instructions.

WANTED:
Free stuff.

WANTED:
Free stuff.

JOB: Replacement for pet monkey. Few tasks, fetch slippers, etc. Full-time. Free room and board.

WANTED:
New ideas for classified ads. PERSONAL:
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Please send instructions.

WANTED:
New ideas for classified ads.

JOB:
Replacement for pet monkey. Few tasks, fetch slippers, etc. Full-time. Free room and board.

 

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